HEAD LEAKAGE

sooooo ....yeah

2006-12-17T21:31:09Z

writer's block has now gone for a bit, some nice riffage has been written

had a job interview friday, now got to wait for the phone call to see if i will become new lab tech most lowly at the genetics bit of leicester uni (woo fruit flies)

and yeah, that's it

oh before i forget, emos and christmas shoppers are still a poo stain on reality

and trivium are crap

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oh yeah, and take a look at my myspace (the domain of the emo) and have a loof at the question in the latest blog entry please guys

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK

2006-12-07T20:38:01Z

writer's block (music wise)

i got absolutely nothin'

absolutely shit all

not a fucking thing

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhhhhhhhhh

please let this only be temporary

fuckety fuck fuck FUCK

i wish i still drank

still alive

2006-12-06T21:24:06Z

just posting this to say i'm still alive
still jobless, still a miserable cunt and still got questionable taste inmusic

more me here http://www.myspace.com/ant_1976

picture of new dog soon

hmmmm

2006-10-10T15:39:37Z

so, india's government under pressure from a christian activist group has banned slayers latest album "christ illusion" for it's provocotive lyrics and anti relegious stance and basically being a typical slayer album

so to redress the universal balance, can the UK ban all chrisitan rock for their views on religion and generally being shitty musicians that only write about one tedious subject? it's just that i the leader of the OBIHBRWGPOEBRF (one bloke in his bedroom who gets pissed off, especially by religious fuckwits) find christianity and christian music offensive

support the OBIHBRWGPOEBRF

go Slayer

fucking cunts

2006-09-28T14:33:14Z

wooo, ain't astron great, even though i don't work for them anymore, they've fucked me over again

i've had letters from both the inland revenue and jobcentre saying i've not paid enough national insurance contributions in 2004-2005 to entitle me to my state pension (when old enough) / jobseekers allowance respctively, leading to a lot of fucking about with p60s and stupid government forms, oh and lazy cunts at the job centre who want me to claim the other form of jsa, which would be effectively admitting i haven't paid my ni when i know i have

now call me deluded, but i thought as long as it said on your payslip that these contributions were being made it was your fucking employers duty to credit them

and why blame ass-tron, well maybe it's just a coincidence that i've heard of at least two other employees having to sort out this bullshit

fucking hell i'm angry

stuff

2006-09-24T11:45:54Z

its amazing how few funny looks you get walking through town wearing an army helmet

oh yeah and batman lego is fucking brilliant, the batmobile is currently sitting atop my 360
also, and i know this will interest the one person that reads this shit, lego batman is apparently the next game travellers tales are working on

internet suicide

2006-09-14T19:04:55Z

much tidier than the real thing

aaanyway, i'm deleting my myspace and hotornot accounts soon and have put comments on them warining of their impending deletion, not sure about this though, might just leave the old lj up, but then again i might axe this too for a completely clean slate

balancing act

2006-08-27T16:48:21Z

you know when you see one of those ideas that's so good, you can't help thinking why the fuck isn't that used more often?

case in point, the WD music tremolo stabiliser, i kept getting pissed off with my floyd equipped ibanez having tuning as stable as a downs on a balance beam (espoecially after our simian singer got his hands on it). but i bought one of these doo-dads (well two as it's the heavy duty version, fitted it in about an hour amd my ibanez is now just about as stable tuning wise as my hard bridge esp and gibson, without greatly impaction on the trem prerformance (pullin up is a little stiffer, but no great problem at all). hell i can even de-tune the lowest string from b to a without impacting on the tuning of the other strings, it's that good

so this begs the question, why the shit are these not fitted as standard to trem equipped guitars?

oh yeah, and can somebody please buy me one of these?
http://www.theplanetofsound.co.uk/product.asp?dept%5Fid=115&sku=2280&tld=0

yay

2006-08-10T16:45:02Z

my new watch arrived
decepticon goodness, pictures when i can be arsed

transform and roll out

2006-08-05T20:46:25Z

to think i've had t'internet for fucking years and only just used ebay for the first time

but it was worth it (or will be assuming the item arrives) for a stainless steel decepticon logo watch

yeah, i'm a 30 year old child, whatcha gonna do aboudit?

lieeeek omfg, teh zombieeess

2006-08-04T14:21:14Z

just downloaded the demo of dead rising on the xbox360

who knew that 15 minutes of zombie apocalypse could be this much fun, woooo, back to the mall of death

nicked, stolen , yoinked, run off with

2006-07-28T21:13:14Z

pinched from mr sleaze himself

1. Elaborate on your default icon.
a still from Taxi Driver with the text from one of the classic speeches overlaid on it, done by my good self in photoshop, pretty much represents my outlook

2. What's your current relationship status?
realtionwhat? what's one of them?

3. Ever have a near-death experience?
got run over once and thought i was going to die, quite a peaceful feeling really, death hasn't scared me since then

4. Name an obvious quality you have.
angry

5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Dead Skin Mask

6. Name a celebrity you would marry:
Shirley Manson, ooooh, fit as fuck

7. Who will cut and paste this first?
someone with scissors and glue

8. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
yeah, the usual matrix shit when i've got my trenchcoat on, especially whan my hair was short, the crow now it's long, many lord of the rings ones cos of the hair and beard/stubble, jeff goldblum (yeah, that confused me too) and chewbacca

9. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
used to wear a really nice storm watch, but the batteries died and i can't be arsed to get new ones

10. Do you have anything pierced?
nope, i have enought scar tissue as it is without doind anything deliberate to add to it

11. Do you have any tattoos?
nope, but thinking about it, maybe a decepticon logo on my upper arm surrounded by purple flames

12. Do you like pain?
it looks great on other people, that's what they're for (name that song, smartarse)

13. Do you like to shop?
oh yeah, anything gadgety, or computer gamey

14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
10 packets of beef jerkey and some doughnuts

15. What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
12 month xbox live gold account

16. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
my boss, to ring in sick a few days ago

17. What is on your desktop background?
steel decepticon logo, from the site for the new movie

18. What is the background on your cell phone?
the LWF paintball team logo

19. Do you like redheads?
yup

20. Do you know any twins?
nope, but i do call boobs twins occaisionally

21. Do you have any weird relatives?
not so much weird as a little eccentric

22. What was the last movie you watched?
Superman Returns, ohh it's good

23. What was the last book you read?
does the latest issue of viz count? if no i got halfway through the count of monte cristo before i got distracted by something shiny

FEAR THE DEATHMONKEY

2006-07-20T23:17:16Z

erm yeah, my chromehounds (cool mech sim shooty game) squad the death monkeys is doing really well in the online war at the mo, hell i'm currently ranked 24th in the sniper skill table, which makes me the second highest brit on there , go me

fucking good game, big robots twatting each other with all manner of explosives and spikes

GUNZ

2006-07-15T20:47:37Z

got a tourney tomorrow, my first in 4 months, and i'm shitting it, not only am i out of practice, i'm acting team manager, and it's two divisions above where i normally play, fuck

other news, got my first online kill on the rather splendid chromehounds, still got a kicking though, but not bad for a lone sniper against two heavier mechs, hell, i even got the respect of my opponents for my SkiLLz

BANG BANG

POTC2

2006-07-14T21:20:35Z

just seen pirates 2
hmm, it was fairly entertaining, but ultimately it felt like a 2 and a half hour trailer for number 3
still won't stop me quoting the arse out of it though

"i've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's in it"

oh yeah, and i want to do some REALLY filthy things to keira knightley

hate hot

2006-07-03T22:20:33Z

this weather makes me want to kill, it slows my brain (yes, even more than normal) and makes me arsey (again, yes, even more than normal)

it doesnt help that barely half an hour after showering i'm sweaty again to point of balls sticking to leg (left) and that the air quality has fucked my asthma

all in all this leaves me a 6ft sweaty stinkin wheezy mess with bad hair and no beard

so , the next person that says "lovely weather, innit?" or some such, will find themselves with my tumbs through their fucking eyes, rutger hauer in bladerunner style

deathmachine76 @ 2006-06-30T19:04:00

2006-06-30T18:04:49Z

http://www.transformersmovie.com/

the definition of a teaser trailer

MOTHERFUCKERS

2006-06-30T13:41:53Z

redundancy looms, off "sick", so i think, i know i'll sort out my application for that job in the paper

spend fucking ages tweaking and updating my CV, finally done, get paper, look for job add, i fit the criteria, spend fucking ages on the leicester uni site trying to find the job details, looking good, click further particulars, WELL IF YOU'D LISTED THOSE "ESSENTIAL" QUALIFICATIONS ON THE JOB AD, I WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED THE PAST HOUR AND A CUNTING HALF, THANKYOU , YOU FUCKING FUCKS

if you suddenly find your building on fire, it was me, you cunts

FUCK THE MPA

2006-06-30T08:54:56Z

this matters to ALL musicians

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4508158.stm

the bare faced cheek

2006-06-26T19:42:11Z

just trimmed my goatee, fucked it up and had to take it all off, bollocks

not shaved the middle of my face in months, feels weird

ootd

2006-06-26T19:03:51Z

one of those days

why bother? ho hum

deathmachine76 @ 2006-06-25T14:09:00

2006-06-25T13:14:32Z

heh, and i thought a 7-string was bad
just re-strung balanced and tuned (B E A D G B) my floyd rose, 3 hours of fucking hell

any guitar i get from now on will be fixed bridge
like this one, mmmm, nice
http://www.holidaymusic.co.uk/Catalogue/ViewProduct.aspx?ProductId=1706

deathmachine76 @ 2006-06-24T10:09:00

2006-06-24T09:12:44Z

i've just rediscovered how much of a pain in the arse re-stringing a 7-string is. fucking thing

but it sounds mint now

here we go again

2006-06-18T12:25:36Z

startin' a new band

when the shit goes down, you better be ready

fuck

2006-06-12T22:30:56Z

just spent the day reading stuff about the riots and shit at download

there's some cunts out there

in other news, this man should be president of the world